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[threemeninaboat]

If randomdreams wasn't around to keep me in check, I would be Britney Spears. Without the kids or money. All drunk driving, attacking people with umbrellas, unprotected sex, stupid accents and no pants. It's true.

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[slinkshade.livejournal.com]

I wonder what its like to be beaten by the quality of stage mom that will sell you off to Disney for a tuppance and a song for the first portion of your life. Slutted up by execs before your hormones even settled into a personality and spend the second third of your life being attacked by cameras constantly.

If I was an underschooled redneck, I would be a nutjob too.

[kim-chi-lite.livejournal.com]

it is funny how that it's like that.

ari lets me get away with some murder, otherwise my brain will explode all over him and out a window i will go.

[ebourland.livejournal.com]

>>>All drunk driving, attacking people with umbrellas, unprotected sex, stupid accents and no pants

Wait, I thought that was you. Kidding! ;-)

In seriousness, Britney's story is a really sad story. I feel very bad for her, and the ferocious media coverage of her just sickens me. I don't think she had a chance.

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

1. I keep you in check?
B. No way would you be seen in public in stockings that have holes.
Finally: since when have you stopped attacking people with umbrellas?
5: Unprotected sex -> babies. Remember!
Also, stupid accents?

[neuro42.livejournal.com]

That BASTARD! How DARE he?

[obliterati.livejournal.com]

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