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[threemeninaboat]

If randomdreams wasn't around to keep me in check, I would be Britney Spears. Without the kids or money. All drunk driving, attacking people with umbrellas, unprotected sex, stupid accents and no pants. It's true.

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[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

He claims it's in his best interest.

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

More to the point, I claim that having the po-po show up at the front door, or having to make bail at 2 am, is NOT in my best interest.