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If
randomdreams wasn't around to keep me in check, I would be Britney Spears. Without the kids or money. All drunk driving, attacking people with umbrellas, unprotected sex, stupid accents and no pants. It's true.

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Date: 2008-01-18 01:10 am (UTC)B. No way would you be seen in public in stockings that have holes.
Finally: since when have you stopped attacking people with umbrellas?
5: Unprotected sex -> babies. Remember!
Also, stupid accents?
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Date: 2008-01-18 01:11 am (UTC)