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threemeninaboat) wrote2008-01-17 05:18 pm
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If
randomdreams wasn't around to keep me in check, I would be Britney Spears. Without the kids or money. All drunk driving, attacking people with umbrellas, unprotected sex, stupid accents and no pants. It's true.

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If I was an underschooled redneck, I would be a nutjob too.
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ari lets me get away with some murder, otherwise my brain will explode all over him and out a window i will go.
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Wait, I thought that was you. Kidding! ;-)
In seriousness, Britney's story is a really sad story. I feel very bad for her, and the ferocious media coverage of her just sickens me. I don't think she had a chance.
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B. No way would you be seen in public in stockings that have holes.
Finally: since when have you stopped attacking people with umbrellas?
5: Unprotected sex -> babies. Remember!
Also, stupid accents?
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