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One of my old bosses left me a drunk voice mail while I was in class.

"I'm gonna need you to do a favor for me and make some phone calls. I'll pay you $50. Then I'll need you to wear a little dress and be rrrrreeeeeeeeaaaaaaaallllllll nice and a hot blond, because you are a hot blond, and we gotta go in there and steal that LASER. You're always in my thoughts darlin'."

I might not return the phone call.

Date: 2007-04-19 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gows.livejournal.com
*blink* Which boss was that?

Ick. IckickickickickickickickICK.

Date: 2007-04-19 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomdreams.livejournal.com
Will the laser fit in the tow truck?

Date: 2007-04-21 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] manintheboat.livejournal.com
I laughted SO HARD.

Date: 2007-04-19 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crossfire.livejournal.com
hmm...That's not...he's kinda...wait. How powerful is the laser?

Date: 2007-04-20 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomdreams.livejournal.com
Nd-YAG for eye surgery: maybe 400mW, probably less. But it's the size of a chest freezer.

Date: 2007-04-20 10:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] manintheboat.livejournal.com
He wants the SLT.

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