I swear my line of work was legitimate
Wednesday, April 18th, 2007 10:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
threemeninaboatOne of my old bosses left me a drunk voice mail while I was in class.
"I'm gonna need you to do a favor for me and make some phone calls. I'll pay you $50. Then I'll need you to wear a little dress and be rrrrreeeeeeeeaaaaaaaallllllll nice and a hot blond, because you are a hot blond, and we gotta go in there and steal that LASER. You're always in my thoughts darlin'."
I might not return the phone call.
"I'm gonna need you to do a favor for me and make some phone calls. I'll pay you $50. Then I'll need you to wear a little dress and be rrrrreeeeeeeeaaaaaaaallllllll nice and a hot blond, because you are a hot blond, and we gotta go in there and steal that LASER. You're always in my thoughts darlin'."
I might not return the phone call.
