I swear my line of work was legitimate

[threemeninaboat]

One of my old bosses left me a drunk voice mail while I was in class.

"I'm gonna need you to do a favor for me and make some phone calls. I'll pay you $50. Then I'll need you to wear a little dress and be rrrrreeeeeeeeaaaaaaaallllllll nice and a hot blond, because you are a hot blond, and we gotta go in there and steal that LASER. You're always in my thoughts darlin'."

I might not return the phone call.

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[gows.livejournal.com]

*blink* Which boss was that?

Ick. IckickickickickickickickICK.

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

Will the laser fit in the tow truck?

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

I laughted SO HARD.

[crossfire.livejournal.com]

hmm...That's not...he's kinda...wait. How powerful is the laser?

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

Nd-YAG for eye surgery: maybe 400mW, probably less. But it's the size of a chest freezer.

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

He wants the SLT.