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N: "How the hell are we supposed to have a healthy relationship if you aren't sticking it in me every other day!"
T: "I was trying to tell you that last week."

I made 10 gallons of soup last night... because 7 gallons lasts about 4 days...
6 tatoes
1 big red onion
1 bunch green onions
whole head garlic
2 fresh tomatoes
1 lb steak, cubed
6 big carrots
1 stalk celery
1 zuchinni
1 can diced tomatoes
1 cup barley
1 box frozen spinach
fennel
oragano
chicken stock
bay leaves
S&P
other spices

In big pot cook for 2 1/2 hours

OH Golias! Please arrive soon!

Maggies in town.

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Todd and I have a date tomarrow. Which means:
a) I sit at home cos he forgot or something came up.
b) DInner, Skee-ball and porn shopping. Sex.
c) If I continue to be in the mood I'm in, he gets handcuffed to the bed and I flog him while listening to Meg Lee Chin at an obsene volume to block out the screams. Then Sex.

Nobody tell Todd

Found on glassveins

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.


Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no
special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the
men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too
embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been
created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." Simple,
effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so
your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love
him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town The name
of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it.
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will
usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much
harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a
perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.