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glassveins
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no
special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the
men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too
embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been
created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." Simple,
effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so
your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love
him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town The name
of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it.
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will
usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much
harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a
perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
glassveinsEvery 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no
special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the
men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too
embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been
created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." Simple,
effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so
your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love
him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town The name
of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it.
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will
usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much
harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a
perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
