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Wow. We haven't done any of that deep passionate hour-long making out stuff since we met. It's lots of fun, I think we'll do it more often.

Todd has some bizarre fantasies involving my Zefal and a friend of ours..... made me giggle all night.

T: "Is phone sex considered cheating?"
N: "Um.. not really."
T: "Okay!"

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Oh eeewwwwee....

I got an IM out of no where saying, "Do you fancy going halves on a bastard?"

Someone PLEASE explain to the british that I am NOT going to fly to your stupid country and boink a 32 year old just because his 17 year old GF is out of the country. ESPECIALLY when he says things like that.