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[threemeninaboat]

After a second try, my Thai green curry is perfect and hands down the best meal I make. It's fast, splendid and can be made VEGAN for you damn hippies that sometimes visit me.

...I was frying tofu in Thai fish sauce... it smells pretty close to...ummmm..girl. Hey, randomdreams I bet if you fire up the ice cream maker all that sugar and cream would balance it out and... we'd make a million dollars. Throw in bacon bits and we could buy that island somewhere. Madagascar maybe. They have lemurs.
I've washed my hands like 6 times since then and they still smell like fish sauce.


"I got you a present."
"Really? What is it?"
"You have to guess. What are you always telling me?"
"Take a bath?"
"No, when I have an idea, what do you say?"
"What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"Something nice."
"Are you completely insane?"
"Nicer."
"Does it involve monkeys?"
"Close."
"EYEBALLS!"
"Yes!"
I got eye shaped steel bits.

Conversations that have been relayed to me:

"Who was that psycho girl that kept attacking people with a baseball bat and demanding money?"
"Oh.. my girlfriend."

B: "Nikkis ass is dangerous."
G: "What's bad about her ass?"
T: "Nothing. She's a white girl with a black girls ass. You could bounce quarters off it. When she walks through the room, everything stops."
B: "Except for security!"
T: "Yeah, she gets us kicked out of a lot of places."

NOBODY is allowed to bounce quarters off my ass. Maybe Maggie if she really wanted to.

Comments

[fosterbass.livejournal.com]

Can I try your green curry recipe?

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

Do you want me to give you the recipe or are you going to fly here and try it?

Alot of my recipes use measurements like "some" and "Some more." :)

1 1/2 heaping tsp thai green curry paste (try this amount before you think your ballsy enough for more spice, I used 2 heaping tsp and my tummy hurts now, good flavor but achey tummy)
1 can coconut milk
LOTS of fresh sweet basil, chopped
1 can baby corn, halved
1 can water chestnuts
1 can thinly sliced bamboo shoots
1 block firm tofu, cut into squares or chicken.
1 thinly sliced green pepper
(some recipes call for 3 TBS fish sauce, I don't like fish sauce)

Cook some Jasmine rice.
In pan combine coconut milk & curry paste. Cook 5 min. Add everything else, cook 10-15 min. Serve right away with rice.

Leftovers pretty darn good.

[crossfire.livejournal.com]

Nifty tip: If you let your cans of coconut milk sit long enough, and then open them carefully, you'll discover that the coconut cream has all settled out. You can make a superior curry using just coconut cream.

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

Todd and I were talking about that last night, except he steals all the coconut cream and licks it off the top.

[hopeyhopey.livejournal.com]

1 block firm tofu, cut into squares or chicken

that must take a lot of time and skill, cutting the tofu into chicken shapes..
*ducks and RUNS*

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

Cookie cutters.

[hopeyhopey.livejournal.com]

but that takes all the FUN out of it!

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've been tempted to try durian ice cream for this reason ("Durian: smells like him, tastes like her!") That's a somewhat uh acquired taste, I suspect.
Steel eyeballs? That's very cool.