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[threemeninaboat]

Ummm... so I've been asked to write something for an Erotic zine... Crud.... I have no ideas...
Well, there is the one about Todd in a cheerleader outfit, then the other idea about the cheerleader, then the one about the 2 cheerleaders.... oh christ....

Hey, freedom: At santacon we went to Hogbutler (I hate that place) BUT they were playing an anal sex porn on 5 tvs. We were glued to the TV. Daud threatened to leave without us but we (like 6 of us) wouldn't move until it was over. At the end of the video they had outtakes of a very scary CLOWN hocking loogies into a girls asshole. THATS ENTERTAINMENT. My favorite part was when they fit 2 dicks into her ass. Miss Terious and I just said, "Oh... no.....ouch.... that looks painful... eeee..."
Also that same night we went to a strip join. There goes any fantacies I ever had about strippers. One girl even had a black eye.


"How did you get here?"
"In a truck."
"You drove?"
"Yes."
"You can't drive, your licence was taken away. Where did the dog come from?"
"I stole her."
"You stole a dog?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Because you love dogs."
"That's sombody else's dog, we can't have her, please take her home."
"Okay."


Oh and, Todd cut Buffy the Vampire Slayers eyeball out of a billboard for me for Christmas....

My flamey Vans hurt my feet :(

I had to go check the Boston Obits because one of my heroin addict friends hasn't contacted me in 3 months. He's not in them, he's probably just out being a heroin addict. Stop being a fucking heroin addict and send me some goddamn Big Back bootlegs...

Comments

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

Big Back? Or Big Black?

Somehow, it's breaking my brain thinking about Miss T watching clowns loogeying butts.

[ziz]

Whereas the idea of clowns loogieing butts in the first place is so commonplace that it didn't even register on the doubletake meter.

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sheltered.
and I'm scared of clowns. they creep the hell out of me.

[ziz]

There's a whole series of long-exposure photographs that you ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NOT LOOK AT then. One of them is a picture of a clown, taken in such a way that his (already disturbing) mouth appears to be about three feet long and full of teeth.

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

Pictures of a pierced uvula make me cringe. Insane Clown Posse stickers make my skin crawl. So I definitelydefinitelythink I shall avoid this.

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[ziz]

Pierced uvula and eye surgery are my big wincepoints. Well, that and massive sucking chest wounds.

[crossfire.livejournal.com]

I'd be happy to help you brainstorm erotica, though I tend to worry that anything we'd come up with would be Scary.

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

Eye ball surgery and gaping wounds... *gush*.... DAMN, these pants were clean...

I hate clowns.

Yea, Big Black. Sorry.

Brainstorm, fantastic. Ideas?

It's when it gets to the "Ouch" part that I quit liking porn

[firenflower.livejournal.com]

See, it's a good thing i couldn't get out of bed for Santacon. I prolly would have fainted at more porn exposure. The ouch part is what I was overexposed to. I may not ever understand the enjoyment of it, and that's okay with me I think. I'm a XX kind of girl. the XXX just gives me the creeps. like clowns.

[kayti23.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, Miss Terious. Tell her Kayti says hi, if you're still in touch with her. I wonder if she remembers me. For some reason, I think she might.