threemeninaboat | (no subject)

Ummm... so I've been asked to write something for an Erotic zine... Crud.... I have no ideas...
Well, there is the one about Todd in a cheerleader outfit, then the other idea about the cheerleader, then the one about the 2 cheerleaders.... oh christ....

Hey, freedom: At santacon we went to Hogbutler (I hate that place) BUT they were playing an anal sex porn on 5 tvs. We were glued to the TV. Daud threatened to leave without us but we (like 6 of us) wouldn't move until it was over. At the end of the video they had outtakes of a very scary CLOWN hocking loogies into a girls asshole. THATS ENTERTAINMENT. My favorite part was when they fit 2 dicks into her ass. Miss Terious and I just said, "Oh... no.....ouch.... that looks painful... eeee..."
Also that same night we went to a strip join. There goes any fantacies I ever had about strippers. One girl even had a black eye.

"How did you get here?"
"In a truck."
"You drove?"
"Yes."
"You can't drive, your licence was taken away. Where did the dog come from?"
"I stole her."
"You stole a dog?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Because you love dogs."
"That's sombody else's dog, we can't have her, please take her home."
"Okay."

Oh and, Todd cut Buffy the Vampire Slayers eyeball out of a billboard for me for Christmas....

My flamey Vans hurt my feet :(

I had to go check the Boston Obits because one of my heroin addict friends hasn't contacted me in 3 months. He's not in them, he's probably just out being a heroin addict. Stop being a fucking heroin addict and send me some goddamn Big Back bootlegs...