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[threemeninaboat]

Most of the walls in my house are wonkey drywall. In the shower I'm surrounded by brick. I'm not dumb enough to punch the brick. I'm mad enough to hit the drywall, maybe hit one of the mirrors, go to the emergency room and have them pick shards of glass out of my fist. I can't look at him or I'll smash his face. My bikes gone, of all the fucking times, my bikes gone now.

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Things to break

[davidschloss.livejournal.com]

As someone prone to a high temper, may I recommend breaking other objects, rather than punching things yourself. I've tried the "punch wall" thing. It works for a second or 2 and then ends up making me much much more miserable.

Throwing something valuable has a similar cathartic effect, without the trip to the DR. Or the forced therapy sessions.

Re: Things to break

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

Ditto that. Fixing holes in drywall is no fun.

I can bring the bike back tonight.

Re: Things to break

[hopeyhopey.livejournal.com]

what these smart guys said.
I have found throwing shoes at the wall to be particularly helpful in the past. Nothing to clean up except shoes all over the floor, and maybe some black marks on the wall.

Re: Things to break

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

..... I ended up drinking Glenmorangie Scotch older than myself. and listening to Shellacs "Prayer to God.

PRAYER TO GOD

To the one true God above:
here is my prayer -
not the first you've heard, but the first I wrote.
(not the first, but the others were a long time ago).
There are two people here, and I want you to kill them.
Her - she can go quietly, by disease or a blow
to the base of her neck,
where her necklaces close,
where her garments come together,
where I used to lay my face...
That's where you oughta kill her,
in that particular place.
Him - just fucking kill him, I don't care if it hurts.
Yes I do, I want it to,
fucking kill him but first
make him cry like a woman,
(no particular woman),
let him hold out, hold back
(someone or other might come and fucking kill him).
Fucking kill him.
Kill him already, kill him.
Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him,
Just fucking kill him!

Re: Things to break

[hopeyhopey.livejournal.com]

Steve Albini is so twisted. :)
Alas, but the Shellac vinyl now belongs to the Unhusband... not like I have a turntable yet anyway...

[lacrimation.livejournal.com]

not like i should be talking to you.

what's wrong baby?

Ouch.

[ziptie.livejournal.com]

Punching things = painful, and not really very productive.
Masturbating until you chafe = painful, but way way more fun in the meantime.
:-)