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[threemeninaboat]

If I was Blagojevich, I would totally not leave office either. I'd be all up there in my big squishy chair like, "You there, bitches, bring me more coffee. Steak for lunch for everybody. How much of this money can we blow in the next few hours? Call Unos, I need a pizza oven and chef in my house. Let's see, who can I pardon? Everybody. Everybody gets a pardon. National Guard, go put a new wing on my house for my pizza oven. Any of these laws over here need passing? Umm... LSD is now legal in Illinois. Where's my nooner?"

randomdreams says he wouldn't vote for me anyway. I'd kick him in the shin.

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