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[threemeninaboat]

If I was Blagojevich, I would totally not leave office either. I'd be all up there in my big squishy chair like, "You there, bitches, bring me more coffee. Steak for lunch for everybody. How much of this money can we blow in the next few hours? Call Unos, I need a pizza oven and chef in my house. Let's see, who can I pardon? Everybody. Everybody gets a pardon. National Guard, go put a new wing on my house for my pizza oven. Any of these laws over here need passing? Umm... LSD is now legal in Illinois. Where's my nooner?"

randomdreams says he wouldn't vote for me anyway. I'd kick him in the shin.

Comments

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

You forgot about the Thai volleyball team...

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

No, Thai ladies pudding wrestling.
Sand is itchy.

[apotropaic.livejournal.com]

I'd kick him in the other shin.

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

Dude. I like manintheboat more than most people, but she'd pick a fight with Hugo Chavez just because she was wearing itchy underoos that day, and she'd use government funds to buy a HUGE megaphone and start yelling "I'll beat you DOWN, bitch! Come over here and say that!"

[ziptie.livejournal.com]

"I like manintheboat more than most people,"

Does that mean you like her more than you like most people? Or you like her more than most people like her?

And what does that have to do with itchy underoos?

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

1. Yes.
2. When she's running around the house yelling "AAAAAAH ITCHY!" and rubbing against walls, is when a lot of the tirades and rants start. I think the threshold is lower then.

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

That's not my underoos that are itchy, that's my everything.

[ziptie.livejournal.com]

2. Don't cats do that?

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

Cats cause that. Sometimes. Sometimes they just make me sneeze and swell.

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

I think he likes me more than he likes other people.

I've done my best to throw out all my uncomfortable underoos, so these days I'm less irritable.

[ziptie.livejournal.com]

Good to know.

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

I would name you "#1 Santa of the Bicycle Santa Brigade"
Mission: Spread good cheer, on bicycle, year round.

Duties Include: Making sure there are lots of hot lady Santas.

Salary: $200,000

[ziptie.livejournal.com]

I'll take it.

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

I have one vote!

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaitaminute there's $money for votes? You're buying your way into office?
Well, in that case you certainly have MY vote.

[elusis.livejournal.com]

This is the best post on the whole thing I've seen so far.

[petrona.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*

[loree.livejournal.com]

I will contribute shiny and/or folding moneys to the manintheboat for Oligarch campaign.