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threemeninaboat ([personal profile] threemeninaboat) wrote2007-08-24 05:59 pm
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Rev 22:20

....this... dame... sent me a dirty email... about wanting to get dirty at Burning Man.

I hate women.


Has she EVER called when she was in town? NO!


This woman... she's a seductress and a dirty slut and a TEASE!....THE THINGS SHE HAS TEASED ME WITH!!!! THE THINGS SHE HAS DONE TO ME!!!!

I have learned my lesson! Get back evil woman!

She is Set! Ashes fall in her wake! She'll eat you alive.
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[identity profile] ziptie.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should show up and take her up on it.


Also, sounds like you've got a smidgen of libido left...

[identity profile] manintheboat.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
No! She'd just play all coy and pretend she never sent the e-mail!

DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE!

Maybe she's drunk emailing?

[identity profile] ziptie.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
If you were on playa I'd comfort you.

[identity profile] neuro42.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
there are no words for how little sympathy i have for you.

:/

[identity profile] gows.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
*cackle*

[identity profile] kitsunekaboom.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Wait. I thought all women were at least a little evil. ;) *runs quickly*

[identity profile] kitsunekaboom.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Kind of like the Grand Canyon is a little hole in the ground...

[identity profile] kitsunekaboom.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yep! ;)

Ah well. I suppose it's well enough that I dig evil. ;)

[identity profile] ilmarinen.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
The question is, just how bad are they? It can be fun when they are really bad.

-B.

[identity profile] randomdreams.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
HORNS and WIGGLY TAILS.

[identity profile] kim-chi-lite.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
ha!

[identity profile] ebourland.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Woo hoo! I wanna meet her!

[identity profile] notquitezeus.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
this is why we invented rope, hand cuffs, and all other manner of bindings. hunt her down, tie her up, fuck until it's out of your system, and move on :-P

[identity profile] neuro42.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[identity profile] manintheboat.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh the robots you two could build.

Like a robot that would capture her for me.

Then you can use the robot for other things.
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