Rev 22:20

[threemeninaboat]

....this... dame... sent me a dirty email... about wanting to get dirty at Burning Man.

I hate women.


Has she EVER called when she was in town? NO!


This woman... she's a seductress and a dirty slut and a TEASE!....THE THINGS SHE HAS TEASED ME WITH!!!! THE THINGS SHE HAS DONE TO ME!!!!

I have learned my lesson! Get back evil woman!

She is Set! Ashes fall in her wake! She'll eat you alive.

Comments

[ziptie.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should show up and take her up on it.


Also, sounds like you've got a smidgen of libido left...

[neuro42.livejournal.com]

there are no words for how little sympathy i have for you.

:/

[kitsunekaboom.livejournal.com]

Wait. I thought all women were at least a little evil. ;) *runs quickly*

[kim-chi-lite.livejournal.com]

ha!

[ebourland.livejournal.com]

Woo hoo! I wanna meet her!

[notquitezeus.livejournal.com]

this is why we invented rope, hand cuffs, and all other manner of bindings. hunt her down, tie her up, fuck until it's out of your system, and move on :-P