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[threemeninaboat]

I'm much happier today.

Todd: "Can we have sex now?"
Me: "No, my head hurts and I feel pukey."
"Can I give you head?"
"No. I'm sleeping now. Go find your tub of vaseline."
"I can't make a tub of vaseline cum. How about if I just fuck your armpit, that's no where near your tummy?"
"No. You can rub my neck."
"Okay."
"OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! That hurts. Can I have some tea?"
"Sure."
"Can we have sex now?"
"I'll puke on you."
"Promise?"
"Yes."
"Do you want some dinner?"
"No thanks honey..."

He was talking to me while I was sleeping again. Only this time I couldn't hear it. Anyone else talk to their significant others whist sleeping? What do you say?

Comments

[funmguy.livejournal.com]

I talk to M. all the time in her sleep. Its just sort of something I have grown accustomed to. I read a lot before bed, she doesn't, so before I go to sleep I tell her about how much I love her, and remind her of things she needs to do (so I don't get the "you forgot to remind me" speech and I don't have to lie and say "yes I did")and I tell her of things I need to do... generally like I talk to my cats, almost to myself, but to someone else.

SLEEP TALKING

[firenflower.livejournal.com]

Hi Nikki, its me Freedom. In the haze of boredom and missing Maggie that is my life, I read some of her friends journals and was so pleased to find someone I know!!!
I talk to Tribble all the time when he sleeps, because I get off work at 2 am and he is *usually* asleep (except when playing Grand Theft Auto III). I tell him about my day and such. I was told by my exboyfriend that one can carry on full-on conversations with me while I sleep. And I don't remember a bit of it.
And by the way, your ass looked great in that red vinyl number at Geodesika, so I'm sure it looks fine on your friends business cards :)

Re: SLEEP TALKING

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

Hi Freedom!
I'm thinking about putting a sign on my ass that says, "NO TOUCHING." I swear, even when I'm not wearing funny outfits it's a hand magnet.
I had a boyfriend that used to yell, "FUCK OFF YOU BASTARD!" in his sleep. I'd yell back in my sleep. I've never done that otherwise.