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Tuesday, July 30th, 2002 09:28 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
threemeninaboatI'm much happier today.
Todd: "Can we have sex now?"
Me: "No, my head hurts and I feel pukey."
"Can I give you head?"
"No. I'm sleeping now. Go find your tub of vaseline."
"I can't make a tub of vaseline cum. How about if I just fuck your armpit, that's no where near your tummy?"
"No. You can rub my neck."
"Okay."
"OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! That hurts. Can I have some tea?"
"Sure."
"Can we have sex now?"
"I'll puke on you."
"Promise?"
"Yes."
"Do you want some dinner?"
"No thanks honey..."
He was talking to me while I was sleeping again. Only this time I couldn't hear it. Anyone else talk to their significant others whist sleeping? What do you say?
Todd: "Can we have sex now?"
Me: "No, my head hurts and I feel pukey."
"Can I give you head?"
"No. I'm sleeping now. Go find your tub of vaseline."
"I can't make a tub of vaseline cum. How about if I just fuck your armpit, that's no where near your tummy?"
"No. You can rub my neck."
"Okay."
"OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! That hurts. Can I have some tea?"
"Sure."
"Can we have sex now?"
"I'll puke on you."
"Promise?"
"Yes."
"Do you want some dinner?"
"No thanks honey..."
He was talking to me while I was sleeping again. Only this time I couldn't hear it. Anyone else talk to their significant others whist sleeping? What do you say?
