Eleven leads me through..

Back in the days of olde skool, my very best of friends and the woman I loved nursed a muse more attractive than I. Broke my heart.
One day she told me, "I can't promise you I'll be clean tomorrow, but I'll be clean today."
So I kept track of one day at a time.
TODAY! Never tomorrow, but TODAY! Today she will be clean and I have no reason to despair.

Yesterday, I realized that she had eleven years worth of today's. ELEVEN YEARS CLEAN!!

SO PROUD am I.

Choose the electric tin opener.

Oh, oh, watch. "HERE COME'S JOHNNY IN AGAIN!"

woot!

I have just booked a solo art show for the month of September at Kitchen's Ink.
The opening is on my birthday, September 4th, and a full moon.
Rock on.


*throws up*


and I bagged skazat a show for June. Parties all around. I'll have a piece up at The Other Side in June.

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"Go close the drapes."
"You go close the drapes."
"I'll sing Iggy Pop. Then you'll have to dance. While you're up dancing, you can close the drapes."
"NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"...He's gonna do another strip tease!"
"HEY MAN WHERE'D YOU GET THAT LOTION!"