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I went to the art reception at the place where the Mark Travis painting is. The placard still said, "Artist unknown."

So I borrows a lipliner and writes "MARK TRAVIS."
My friend for the evening is a high-strung dame looking for something interesting in her life. So she's been hanging out with me. She was sort of nervous about me defacing her building's property. She's going to have to get over it. I did convince her that she needs some leather pants.

I did not yell, "SOMEONE BRING ALL THE WHITE LADIES OVER HERE, I GOT A ALABAMA BLACK SNAKE TO SHOW 'EM." But I wanted to.