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Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh.... my ovary.......


John and Runt are at Placebo. They sold my ticket because I had to go to class to keep my grades up....
I should have just told my teacher my cousin died in Virginia. A little lie never hurt anyone. For an Ethics class at that.

I swear my line of work was legitimate

One of my old bosses left me a drunk voice mail while I was in class.

"I'm gonna need you to do a favor for me and make some phone calls. I'll pay you $50. Then I'll need you to wear a little dress and be rrrrreeeeeeeeaaaaaaaallllllll nice and a hot blond, because you are a hot blond, and we gotta go in there and steal that LASER. You're always in my thoughts darlin'."

I might not return the phone call.

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Runt had a busy day today.

Wheat Ridge High School in Lockdown
http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=68349