We're on a horse!

[threemeninaboat]

I've been on a very long and pricy journey through deodorant land. They either: Don't work, Make me smell worse (I smell like Taco Bell. I don't even eat Taco Bell, how does it even?), or Gives me a rash.

Don't work: Dove (even the mega power), Secret, Crystal thingy, Lavlin, anything hippy.
Worse: Tom's of Maine, Mitchum, Arm and Hammer
Rash: Soapwalla

Some ladies on the internet last week were all saying they are now using and loving Old Spice Fiji. I remembered Old Spice smelling like my grandpa but I'll try anything.
Behold!, for the first time since sixth grade I don't smell like the manager of Taco Bell or my grandpa.

I mentioned this to Justin and he has noticed that Tom's of Maine is snake oil. I said I also smelled the Old Spice Matterhorn and it would be SO HIM.
Sure enough, my basement no longer smells goaty AND he got a date WITH A GIRL.
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I repotted my plumeria and lemon tree today. They get so big! My coconut palm did not make it through the remodeling :( Palms are so sensitive.

Comments

[gows.livejournal.com]

I've always loved the smell of Old Spice anything.

My goats smell better than Justin does. Especially when he's been biking halfway across a continent.

[skazat.livejournal.com]

Speed smells. Makes the bike rider faster.






Hmm, maybe that's why I never have problems with bugs...

[gows.livejournal.com]

Faster because of trying to get away from the smell of oneself? I can see that. ;)

[ivy]

Hah, I wear Old Spice deodorant and have for most of my adult life; it works much better than any womens' brand I've ever tried. I borrowed my Dad's once, realized how far superior it was, and haven't looked back since.

[lightning-rose.livejournal.com]

I like the crystal sticks, but they don't work well with pit hair.

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

I have no armpit hair and I'd be better off with nothing.

[twoeleven.livejournal.com]

Make me smell worse (I smell like Taco Bell. I don't even eat Taco Bell, how does it even?)
Ah, skin flora: can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

Have you tried antiperspirant rather than deodorant?

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

Smelling like Taco Bell could be dangerous. You'd attract stoners.