We're on a horse!
Saturday, May 11th, 2013 10:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
threemeninaboatI've been on a very long and pricy journey through deodorant land. They either: Don't work, Make me smell worse (I smell like Taco Bell. I don't even eat Taco Bell, how does it even?), or Gives me a rash.
Don't work: Dove (even the mega power), Secret, Crystal thingy, Lavlin, anything hippy.
Worse: Tom's of Maine, Mitchum, Arm and Hammer
Rash: Soapwalla
Some ladies on the internet last week were all saying they are now using and loving Old Spice Fiji. I remembered Old Spice smelling like my grandpa but I'll try anything.
Behold!, for the first time since sixth grade I don't smell like the manager of Taco Bell or my grandpa.
I mentioned this to Justin and he has noticed that Tom's of Maine is snake oil. I said I also smelled the Old Spice Matterhorn and it would be SO HIM.
Sure enough, my basement no longer smells goaty AND he got a date WITH A GIRL.
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I repotted my plumeria and lemon tree today. They get so big! My coconut palm did not make it through the remodeling :( Palms are so sensitive.
Don't work: Dove (even the mega power), Secret, Crystal thingy, Lavlin, anything hippy.
Worse: Tom's of Maine, Mitchum, Arm and Hammer
Rash: Soapwalla
Some ladies on the internet last week were all saying they are now using and loving Old Spice Fiji. I remembered Old Spice smelling like my grandpa but I'll try anything.
Behold!, for the first time since sixth grade I don't smell like the manager of Taco Bell or my grandpa.
I mentioned this to Justin and he has noticed that Tom's of Maine is snake oil. I said I also smelled the Old Spice Matterhorn and it would be SO HIM.
Sure enough, my basement no longer smells goaty AND he got a date WITH A GIRL.
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I repotted my plumeria and lemon tree today. They get so big! My coconut palm did not make it through the remodeling :( Palms are so sensitive.
