I checked

[threemeninaboat]

I went through my phone and looked for People Who Are Parents, With Whom I Interact More Than Once a Year IRL:

None.

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Oh, I see all those people in person at least every year, and all of them have children under eight years old. But they all live in other cities, which makes the phone much more convenient.

If I could demonstrably communicate with my parents these days, I could found my own religion. ;)