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[threemeninaboat]

I'm working on my erotic story for the erotic zine I'm submiting to. Thusfar my story utilizes the words, Refridgerator (sp), hoopty (not actually a word), and the phrase, "looked like 2 huge Texas Pink Grapefruits topped with hersheys kisses."

This is not going so well.
"Shaft" is in there too somewhere.

Yes, yes, you can read it when it's done.... and laugh at the horrible writing rather than geting turned-on.
I know laughter is an aphrodisiac, look who I'm dating.

Comments

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

That's a TERRIBLE metaphor. I want to read the rest.

[wig.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Fucking hell, that IS terrible, in a really good way.

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

and hoopty IS SO a word. It HAS to be. You point at a car and say "that's one hoopty car there" and people know exactly what you mean. So there.