*hack* "I'm choaking on my own semen"

[threemeninaboat]

Santacon: My ass was either TOO appreciated (I nearly decked a guy for smacking it and made him apologise in front of his friends. I called him a little bitch even though he's like 8 times bigger than me) or not at all (10 cops following me and other Santas through Colorado Mills mall). Wearing nothing but a little red spandex thong it's REALLY hard to hide the fact that I've just become very aroused by the new LEGO OUTLET STORE in the mall. My friends think it's funny.

I decided I'm not ready to go back to Kansas.

Found another one of those blue-eyed people whom I think I knew (and boinked) in a past life. Usually, I'm not that much of a hippy, but when I meet them, there's this feeling I can't ignore; and they feel it too.

Estes Park was great, Todd behaved, the family liked him. Cold, oh sooo cold outside, would have just died biking, it being icy and all.

We are doing better.

Dreamed I was at next years Burning Man, I couldn't find my chap stick (really, it might just be the end of the world when that happens) and these people were making this grass installation and it wasn't going to work at all. I was in Disturbia and I was pretty sure ziptie was over in Spatial Delivery and I really wanted to go find him...


There's this .....girl....

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[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

LEGO OUTLET STORE?

I'm going. Tomorrow. Dear LORD ALMIGHTY.

oh and I have christmas present for you.

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

okaysoIlied.

The factory outlet store was moderately cool. They didn't have what I really wanted, which was something like this lego parts guide only with bins and prices. But it was a chirpy store and made me feel all warm inside.

[ziz]

Mmmm. Lego outlet store. Your ass is cool too, but not nearly as cool as legos. :)

[ziptie.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure whether to be flattered or disturbed at the frequency with which I seem to show up in your dreams. Guess that's what I get for being a (faux) bike messenger with eyeball socks. Also, did I give you the fancy SPF 15 Vegan Hemp Nut Tangerine Flavor Lip Balm at BM? Well I should have. Also, send me ass pics.

[lacrimation.livejournal.com]

There's this .....girl....
named maggie and you can't stop thinking about her because you miss her so much.

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be worried.

I got peppermint lip balm, thank you... ooooo...

As soon as I find someone who took ass picts, I'll send em to you.