*hack* "I'm choaking on my own semen"

[threemeninaboat]

Santacon: My ass was either TOO appreciated (I nearly decked a guy for smacking it and made him apologise in front of his friends. I called him a little bitch even though he's like 8 times bigger than me) or not at all (10 cops following me and other Santas through Colorado Mills mall). Wearing nothing but a little red spandex thong it's REALLY hard to hide the fact that I've just become very aroused by the new LEGO OUTLET STORE in the mall. My friends think it's funny.

I decided I'm not ready to go back to Kansas.

Found another one of those blue-eyed people whom I think I knew (and boinked) in a past life. Usually, I'm not that much of a hippy, but when I meet them, there's this feeling I can't ignore; and they feel it too.

Estes Park was great, Todd behaved, the family liked him. Cold, oh sooo cold outside, would have just died biking, it being icy and all.

We are doing better.

Dreamed I was at next years Burning Man, I couldn't find my chap stick (really, it might just be the end of the world when that happens) and these people were making this grass installation and it wasn't going to work at all. I was in Disturbia and I was pretty sure ziptie was over in Spatial Delivery and I really wanted to go find him...


There's this .....girl....