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[threemeninaboat]

Sometimes, you just have to be correcting peoples Tool useage at 3 am....

I'm running around on uneven metal slabs half-drunk wearing 5 inch silver heels and a gas mask with a huge black dildo strapped to where the filter part would be, trying to find Todd so I can make him suck it. There are men in fatigues in the way and I'm feeling strangled.

She makes her food small, might have been an eating disorder. Might have scars that I might have missed before, then again, I was feeling self-destructive at that moment and pounding wine. This lesbian is trying to get me drunk.

Intact. Well-behaved and feeling violent.

I think you'd have to eat a lot of fondue to make a proper meal.

Watching the world.

Yanqui UXO is.... good, very good. At this point seems to lack the personality of the others. Strong Albini drum influence.

"I know at that moment you weren't feeling very safe, but we were there. At least 8 of us were watching you and you were safe.

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[robotglove.livejournal.com]

Your saturday nights are pretty interesting, eh?

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

Generally, yes.

I even failed to mention the part about how Todd was running around in drag and giant GI Joes were being instructed by a man in a labcoat with a huge glowing pillar on his head about how to stretch like a cheerleader.

[ziz]

A ton of fondue washed down with a huge black dildo?

Hmm. Better make it sushi. Fondue's great, but in sufficient quantities to fill me up, it gets my stomach all riled.

Mmm. Sushi happy hour. I'll just drift off into a contemplatie daze again...

[firenflower.livejournal.com]

We should hang out on Saturday's apparently, I need somewhere to bring a hot chick I met last week. Wherever the hell you were sounds like the place. Especially if you were at Dave's, as it's so close to me! THough i dont' think you were there this week, as I stopped by for a few minutes. :)
Saturday's are my ONLY free nights- let's do something!!!