Orgasm

[threemeninaboat]

Read in the NY Times:

"Orthodox Jewish men often thank God during prayer that they were not born a woman."
Verbatim.

I can see this being true 50 years and longer ago, maybe in some 3rd world countries. But being a woman this day in age has to be more fun than being a man.

You buy our drinks, support us financially and take out the trash.

I've seen your orgasms. Jerk Jerk *thbbbbbt* ooohhhhh.
I've seen mine. Lick lick AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, ours by and large are more difficult to get to but damn, isn't that worth it?

Comments?

Comments

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

Multiple orgasms.

I don't think there's any doubt.
If I could, I'd change in a second.

[hopeyhopey.livejournal.com]

More difficult to get? Speak for yourself, chica. :)

Women have it better...

[ziptie.livejournal.com]

if they're non-orthodox, non-minority, western, and preferably educated or wealthy. Other cultures are still very misogynistic. See "burkha" and "clitorectomy" and "redneck".

[robotglove.livejournal.com]

"*thbbbbbt*"???

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

*giggles a lot out of immaturity*

[crossfire.livejournal.com]

Actually, men can have those full-body eardrum-bulging "Look! Stars!" orgasms too, they are just difficult to get because you have to bypass the, ah, easy one.

About half the guys reading this right now are saying, "Oh, yeah." :)

[ziz]

Personally, I think that most of the differences between women and men make me vaguely irritated that I'm either. I'd (except for the fact that I want kids someday, but I could adopt) almost rather be some sort of alien or Dogma-style angel. It's not like I drink, anyway. ;)

As far as orgasms go, I don't know who you're sleeping with, but it takes me discernable minutes longer to get off than /any/ woman I've ever slept with. and that's aiming for a quickie... Maybe it's just me. Take that as you will. :)

[ziptie.livejournal.com]

You know, I was going to post something about peeing standing up, but then I remembered this.

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

I've been thinking of learning to do that....

[firenflower.livejournal.com]

WOW! i had no idea you didn't need a device. How very interesting.

Not happy to be a woman, nope, not me.

[firenflower.livejournal.com]

There are many things about being a woman that are wonderful, but I'm not sure I wouldn't trade them for the ability to get a good job without being discriminated against and a body that is not subject to extreme hormone fluctuation that makes me _literally_ insane. I think I have a different perspective from most women because my monthly experience is so much more extreme physically because of endometriosis, and mentally as well (lucky me). And I have no desire, and most likely no physical ability, to bring life into the world. Being pregnant seems the only thing that would make being a woman better then being a man. And this not being my lifes path, I think i'd be better off with a dick. I have suffered nothing but a slow metabolism, sexual harrassment and discrimination, inability to advance in my career- a glass ceiling so short I can't even stand up- Excruciating sickness and pain for the first 2 years of menstruation, to the point of complete incapacitation for two days a month. After the birth control pills started to finally control the pain, I deal only with the insanity brought on by the pills. I have no choice to go off the pills. I don't need them for their intended purpose as I am almost positive I'm infertile. But if I stop taking them I go back to being bedridden for days out of every month. And because our healthcare system is run by men and religious types who think all women should want to make babies, I cannot get surgery to take out my troublesome parts. 27 year old women are not old enough to make decisions that will last them the rest of their childbearing years. I am treated like a willful child whenever I bring up to the Dr. that I am tired of the pills and the anti-depressants and the getting fat. I would much rather just move on with my life without worrying about that crap. I am held hostage by the possibilty that my body could create a life. A life which I would legally destroy because I don't want to bear children. I make no judgement on those who do, but for me it would be life-threatening and unpleasant. I am forced to now live my life in wait for the tumors which are always caused by endometriosis, and looking forward to the surgery where they BURN them out once they get too painful. Only to let the woman continue to create more tumors. this to me does not make much sense.

[theuns.livejournal.com]

Odd, my automatic reaction is: "That's a feature, not a bug"
If you get a kick out of making the other person go into overload, that works out perfectly. A girl can be made to writhe for hours; for a guy that'd just get uncomfortable.
[OTOH girls get to wear slinky outfits and shiny things with impunity...]

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