I could not keep my mouth shut today

[threemeninaboat]

"They are wheeling Cheney in in a wheelchair."
"IS THAT BECAUSE HE PULLED HIS BRAIN THINKING ABOUT A NEGRO IN OFFICE?!"

"They are escorting Bush out of the White House."
"AND INTO THE DUMPSTER? LEAVE THE BASTARD ON THE CURB!"

...tries to sing star spangled banner with NPR, forgets words, defaults to chanting, "OOOBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMA. ooooHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBAAAAAAAAAAHHMAAAAAAAAAAAA."


I WANT THAT HAT!

Comments

[crossfire.livejournal.com]

I am looking for a good picture of Cheney in the wheelchair so I can photoshop in a white cat on his lap.

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA

[petrona.livejournal.com]

LOL! We were at the inauguration when he came out and my boyfriend goes "I think Cheney is transforming himself into Dr Strangelove".