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[threemeninaboat]

"Lance Armstrong's recent split from actress Kate Hudson was caused because she was "just too needy," an associate at Armstrong's LiveStrong foundation told the Chicago Sun-Times."


This reminds me of a cute little phrase ziptie introduced into our vocabulary:
"Rubber Innertubes?!"

(say it slowly, out loud)

LOL!!

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Have you heard of this one?

[apotropaic.livejournal.com]

Again, say it slowly, out loud.
Eye
em
sofa
king
we
todd
did

[beaq.livejournal.com]

What a lovely statement to give to the press. I'd be filling someone's tires with liquid nitroglycerin.