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[threemeninaboat]

In class today a fairly cute lady sat next to me and started talking to me and I thought, "maybe she's flirting with me" because I really know nothing about women. So at break I showed her where they keep the corpse in the basement and she said that was creepy and it really freaked her out and she didn't talk to me any more.
It wouldn't have worked out anyway.

Comments

[kim-chi-lite.livejournal.com]

corpse would have been neat to see

[theuns.livejournal.com]

Happens all the time.

[autumngrrl.livejournal.com]

You're adorable.

[maribou]

Aw, shucks.

[ignis.livejournal.com]

i've learned that women don't like dead things... but the ones that do, oh god! Those are the keepers.

Oh, the wheel dead people by my lab all the time to drop them off at Gross Anatomy Lab down the hall.

I want to learn more about forensics.

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

Now that's what I call Gross Anatomy.

Read "A Fly For The Prosecution" some time. Forensic entymology will make you a hit at parties. If by 'hit' you mean 'make people run away screaming.'

[ignis.livejournal.com]

I like bugs.


And if i got trained in forensic pathology i could help amanda dig up dead people during the summers in mongolia