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[threemeninaboat]

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh.... my ovary.......


John and Runt are at Placebo. They sold my ticket because I had to go to class to keep my grades up....
I should have just told my teacher my cousin died in Virginia. A little lie never hurt anyone. For an Ethics class at that.

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[gows.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh.... my ovary.......

*sardonic grin* It wants you to have a baby!

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

:)
It wants to be cut out with a grapefruit spoon.

[gows.livejournal.com]

*digs around*

Hang on . . . I think we've got one around here somewhere . . .

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's okay: we have a speculum, a pair of microforceps, and a cleaver in the silverware drawer.

[gows.livejournal.com]

*dubious look* I don't think a cleaver would fit . . .

[theuns.livejournal.com]

Depends on initial velocity. If it's going fast enough, you get dilation effects.