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threemeninaboat) wrote2007-03-13 05:46 pm
threemeninaboat) wrote2007-03-13 05:46 pm
Advice for the Dame with the Hot Ass
Some lady complained on the BM list about guys grabbing her rear at a party. She also admitted to not speaking up at the time, instead choosing to bring us all into her problem.
My response:
Darlin',
These things should be addressed, in person, as it happens. Dogs don't remember things later.
If I know the man grabbing my ass, and I don't like it; First I'll say, "Please don't EVER touch my ass again."
If it happens a second time, kick him in the nuts. If you don't remember how to do this, consult a local martial arts studio.
If I don't know the man, and I didn't like him grabbing my ass, I invoke my outdoor voice with, "YOU GODDAMN PIG MOTHERFUCKER WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN TREAT WOMEN LIKE THAT? YOU THINK IT MAKES YOU A BIG MAN? YOU SLIMY PIECE OF SHIT. I WANT AN APOLOGY NOW BEFORE I KICK YOU IN THE NUTS AND HAVE YOU THROWN OUT OF HERE."
The more curse words, the better, try to spit a lot when you yell. Again, a martial arts studio can teach you an outdoor voice if you've misplaced that too.
This does work.
Love,
Sister Asscheeks.
My response:
Darlin',
These things should be addressed, in person, as it happens. Dogs don't remember things later.
If I know the man grabbing my ass, and I don't like it; First I'll say, "Please don't EVER touch my ass again."
If it happens a second time, kick him in the nuts. If you don't remember how to do this, consult a local martial arts studio.
If I don't know the man, and I didn't like him grabbing my ass, I invoke my outdoor voice with, "YOU GODDAMN PIG MOTHERFUCKER WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN TREAT WOMEN LIKE THAT? YOU THINK IT MAKES YOU A BIG MAN? YOU SLIMY PIECE OF SHIT. I WANT AN APOLOGY NOW BEFORE I KICK YOU IN THE NUTS AND HAVE YOU THROWN OUT OF HERE."
The more curse words, the better, try to spit a lot when you yell. Again, a martial arts studio can teach you an outdoor voice if you've misplaced that too.
This does work.
Love,
Sister Asscheeks.
wow
i never saw so many cuss words from you before. in one lj post.
kinda cool.
Re: wow
I also like calling women "cunts." They HATE that. AS in, "You cunt, I was in line before you."
Re: wow
I usually just slap their shit, first, if I am grabbed by someone fug.
yeah and "dumb" cunt REALLY pisses a bitch off.
haha. good job, dude :)