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[threemeninaboat]

I was sleeping at 11 when Todd came over. I looked through the peep hole and he was waving a LARGE meat cleaver and pick ax menacingly at my door.
"Honey... you'll scared the neighbors...."
"It's okay, I told them I was only after the little toes. LOOK! It's high quality stainless steel! Wanna lick it? Let's have sex now!"
(I'm not all too sure how many other peoples foreplay and mating rituals involve tools of mass destruction)
"I'm bleeding and my tummy aches. I don't wanna have sex."
"It's okay, I like blood. What do you mean you don't wanna have sex? You always wanna have sex..."
"I'm really turned on by your tools and I appreciate it but I feel like shit. I'll give you a tub of vaseline, I'm going back to bed."
"I was even gonna take a shower... Can I watch the Young Ones and eat ice cream? That's the same as sex."
"Sure...."

Comments

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

He's right, on both the stainless steel and the Young Ones.
Speaking of which, go look here.

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

Well he knows I love the stainless steel... And he keeps watching my collection of the Young ones..

I didn't know you liked the young ones.. I've got ones of their books and a Young Ones record. You're welcome to come over sometime. I bet we like a lot of the same stuff. Too bad you don't love Tool...

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

These days I don't watch much TV at all, as in I saw my first ever episode of Buffy when I was up in Seattle, and before that, the last time I watched TV was on 9/12. Back when I DID watch tv, I watched: Dr. Who, Red Dwarf, The Young Ones, Blake's 7, and Monty Python.
Sense a theme here?
(it's not JUST because brits have sexy accents. But that helps.)

Y'know, I actually haven't been exposed to tool that much, which is probably why I don't jump at the name. Have to find some. Generally, I like most music, as long as they're not pretentious gits (*coff* CREED *coff* *coff* (hope that doesn't offend, but if it does, um, I'm sorry?))
Bands who write songs about their chest hair, or play the same note eleventy three times in a row to be artistic, generally annoy me. Loud-mouthed, silly, raunchy freaks, however, are Good Things.

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the British SEEM sexy... until you actually sleep with one of them...

Ooooo! John needs music! Lots of music.... I'll work on making you some CD's...
You probably NEED some Tool, Godspeed You Black Emporer! (splendid band), Eric McFadden, Meg Lee Chin, The Pixies, Bill Hicks, 16 Horsepower, Foetus... I could go on forever...

The fact that you made fun of Creed is a good sign :)

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

Gyaaaaaah I'm a hick. Honestly the only one of those I've heard of is The Pixies. (well, and Creed, obviously. yrch.)
You shall MOCK ME for my musical ineptness. I know it.

Oh, hey, I don't know if I'm going to make the Burning Man Ride on tuesday. Next one, yes, but this one I'm going to be in Leadville or something, I guess.
And I think I've hunted up a pair of toeclips for the lovely Trek.