Booty

I was out gardening this morning and the neighbor young kids (4ish yo) come out and ask me things in a very curious and sincere manner.

Kid: "Why are you moving so fast?"
Me: "I've got a lot of stuff to do today."
"Oh. It makes your booty look fast."
"My booty is fast? Thanks, I think."
"Is that your house?"
"Yup."
"Did your mom and dad buy you that house?"
"No, I have a job and I bought my house with my own money."
"With your fast booty?"
"That probably had something to do with it. It usually does."

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