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Last year, when I was unemployed, I really wanted to sign up for the Denver Urban Gardner's Master Composting Certification Program.
Yes, play with shit and dirt.
But the program was full.
I was looking into it this year and they require 10 Saturday mornings.
You have got to be kidding me. That made sense when I slept in the other 6 days of the week, but I need to sleep until I stop hurting at least one day a week.
I'll just go read some books about mud, make a shiny certificate for my potter's bench in photoshop, and keep my $35.
The gardening issue of Martha Stewart is neat. I really like that thing she (or one of her "helpers") made that makes equidistant holes for seeds. I'll have to request one from Mr. Bump.
Yes, play with shit and dirt.
But the program was full.
I was looking into it this year and they require 10 Saturday mornings.
You have got to be kidding me. That made sense when I slept in the other 6 days of the week, but I need to sleep until I stop hurting at least one day a week.
I'll just go read some books about mud, make a shiny certificate for my potter's bench in photoshop, and keep my $35.
The gardening issue of Martha Stewart is neat. I really like that thing she (or one of her "helpers") made that makes equidistant holes for seeds. I'll have to request one from Mr. Bump.
