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My sister is over.
We are making a roast chicken for when John comes back from long bike ride. "THAT'S NOT HOW THEY DO IT ON FOOD NETWORK! Where's your recipe? ARE YOU MAKING THIS UP?"

I sent her out to walk the dog after making her peel tatoes. Then she'll help make art.

Working on 46" piece.

Contest:
Name a piece of my art. It has stars on it: GO!

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The poopy chair exploded.
Poopy everywhere.

The roof in the green room, collapsing, leaking water everywhere.

ABANDON SHIP!


"Ahhh! Something's happening with the toilet and I don't know what to!"
"Flush it, that always helps."
"No! It's shooting stuff out of the bottom, flushing it will make it worse."
"FLUSH IT!"
*floosh*....*KA-BOOM*
"....eweeee, my bad, next time don't flush it."