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I'm not big on opening other people's mail.... but when it says, "FACTORY FIVE." on the envelope... we'll it might as well just say "playboy."

Someone's been talking to the Factory Five people.


Part of me starts yelling, "The roof needs repairing, I'm unemployed, we're buying a house, I'm in school, that wall is going to need replacing, Sallie Mae own me...."

But then, the rational part of my brain says, "IT HAS A BIG RED BUTTON THAT SAYS 'GO BABY GO' ON IT!"

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4 of 6 had some horrible metallics smeared into paper shellac reaction and is DOOMED DOOMED DOOMED!

DOOMED!

I've never had problems with this metal before.

At least it only took 5 hours to make instead of weeks.

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Nope, sorry, don't want to be a model.
I don't CARE who you represent.
Leave me alone.


I dunno, maybe if they sent hot Asian chics over, THEN I'd consider.