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[threemeninaboat]

I'm not big on opening other people's mail.... but when it says, "FACTORY FIVE." on the envelope... we'll it might as well just say "playboy."

Someone's been talking to the Factory Five people.


Part of me starts yelling, "The roof needs repairing, I'm unemployed, we're buying a house, I'm in school, that wall is going to need replacing, Sallie Mae own me...."

But then, the rational part of my brain says, "IT HAS A BIG RED BUTTON THAT SAYS 'GO BABY GO' ON IT!"