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Mouse trap my ass.... It won't go into the humane trap! Maybe it heard us talking that it's going to end up as snake food.

The painting is soooo close to being done! The 17th layer on the door jams and some ladder work is all that's left! JOY! I decided against painting behing the stove. Fuck it.

Tonight I'm taking Matt (the CRAZY one), Scott (the one who now talks) and Todd to Kabuki (sp) Macbeth. After that, Todd and I are getting a Christmas tree! I'm so sad without a tree.

Orgasm

Read in the NY Times:

"Orthodox Jewish men often thank God during prayer that they were not born a woman."
Verbatim.

I can see this being true 50 years and longer ago, maybe in some 3rd world countries. But being a woman this day in age has to be more fun than being a man.

You buy our drinks, support us financially and take out the trash.

I've seen your orgasms. Jerk Jerk *thbbbbbt* ooohhhhh.
I've seen mine. Lick lick AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, ours by and large are more difficult to get to but damn, isn't that worth it?

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