My name

[threemeninaboat]

I realized that I never once posted the song about my name!!!


MAN IN THE BOAT


Her tits hung low, but her arse was flabbier,
My fingers went in search of the pouting labia
Smelled dead strong, I thought I'll have a bit of this
And my tongue went looking for the clitoris
Can't fucking find it - where's the man in the boat?
The bastard's disappeared, she must be faking
Its like trying to find a bean in ten pounds of bacon
Loads of hair and uncooked mutton
There's no sign of a little pink button
Can't fucking find it - where's the man in the boat?

She turned over to watch Eastenders
There must be a diagram someone could lend us
Tried further up, got no reaction
Trust a bloody woman to have such a contraption.


©1989 The Macc Lads
N.B.- 'Eastenders' - a television programme understood solely by women.

Comments

[pr0ject42.livejournal.com]

holy fuck. that is the funniest shit i have read in a while. that is sooooo true with some girls. the thing is just not there. the searching is the worst part. i find i am better with hands than mouth when it comes to probing.

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

You should hear the Macc Lads.
I've got a big collection.
When are you comming over?

Re:

[pr0ject42.livejournal.com]

dunno when i'll be comming over.. are the macc lads scottish? they sound funny, like a UK version of NOFX or something. i'm trying to figure out how i am telling my girlfriend, who i am living with, that i want to go meet a potential new room mate..

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

From Macclesfield, England.

My lease isn't even up, you don't have to bring up that part.

[wig.livejournal.com]

Heh, I *did* wonder about your user name.