Russia

[threemeninaboat]

Hey klopix and other Russian buddies, we thought you would LOVE this post, we are having many tears here.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/17c98d/russians_of_reddit_how_do_people_from_the_big/

Comments

[klopix.livejournal.com]

Well, in short: Moscow isn't really Russia. It's another country if you take financial side.

See, recently I've been to Moscow for almost a month. And guess what? In a week a made as much money as if I worked in Siberia for TWO MONTHS. Week vs. 2 months, huh? Doing the same →work.

Plus, citizens of Moscow are quite un-friendly, they are shallow bloodless money-grabbin' motherf*ckers freaks.

Sorry if this is too mean, but I'm tellin' ya the way it is. Of course, there are few exceptions, but in general they're buttholes.

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

Let me know if you get near the space museum. I NEED some borscht in a tube and it is impossible to acquire here. Thanks!

[klopix.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, I haven't quite get you. You need a borscht recipe? How is it connected to space museum? Please take a moment to comment on this.

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

No. Not quite. I have a borscht recipe. My family is Russian.

The Russian space museum gift shop in Moscow sells Cosmonaut Space Food. Borscht in a tube. I know this because a famous American author visited recently and brought some back to the US.


We are unable to buy that here.
I want to give the tube to my dad. He would like it. Not to eat. Just for fun. He likes borscht.

Does that make more sense?

[klopix.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, now I see. Thanks a lot for the explanation. Also very amazing that your family's Russian.

[klopix.livejournal.com]

Also, if your family's Russian, you might enjoy this movie very much id haven't done so already: Mission Impossible - Ghost Protocol.

[gows.livejournal.com]

OMG that was funny.