Sparkles

Monday, September 17th, 2012 09:32 pm
threemeninaboat: (Lemur Bounce)
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Yesterday I found a rotund rat terrier in my front yard. The wiggly beast had, get this, a collar! AND tag with an address! Sparkles lives on the next block over. I put a leash on her and walked her home.
A woman was standing in the driveway. "Is this yours?" I ask.
"Oh. Yeah. I though she was in the house. Thanks." This woman has a long island accent. She takes Sparkles of the leash and as I turn to leave Sparkles follows me. The woman yells, "SPAAKLES, YOU AIN'T GOIN HOME WIT HER! GET THE HELL IN THE HOUSE!"

I waited until I got to the end of the driveway before I died laughing.
John just called. John greatly dislikes the long island accent. I'm surprised he didn't hang up on me. I kept yelling, "SPAAKLES, GIT IN THE DAMN HOUSE!" and laughing in to the phone.

Date: 2012-09-18 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomdreams.livejournal.com
Garlic girl with Long Island accent! My nightmares come to life! Next you'll tell me you're dressed as a clown.

Date: 2012-09-18 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] manintheboat.livejournal.com
Naw, a warm sweater. It's cold here.

Date: 2012-09-19 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomdreams.livejournal.com
Is it a sequined sweater? All spaaaaaakley?

Date: 2012-09-18 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gows.livejournal.com
Long Island and ghetto Southern are disturbingly similar in text.

Date: 2012-09-18 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altamira16.livejournal.com
Fran Drescher's voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

Date: 2012-09-18 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sistawendy.livejournal.com
Ah, Luong Guylind. I went to college at Cornell, where LI kids roamed in vast herds.

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