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[threemeninaboat]

Todd came home at 3 am last night. He should know better....

*bangs around a bunch, opens and slams fridge, flushes toilet, turns on lights, says, "There's a mountain bike in the alley with toe clips that I need!" runs downstairs, turns on hall light, goes outside. Returns half an hour later. "It had a great seat too, and A MUD GARD!" Proceeds to disassemble his bike and put new parts on in the living room, 6 feet from my head. at which point I yell, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? WHY CAN'T YOU DO THAT IN THE MORNING? YOU ARE THE STIPIDEST FUCK-TARD ON EARTH AND I HATE YOU! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"
*crawls into bed, cold and covered in sweat and bike grease* "I'm sorry honey, I thought I was being quiet."

Hey Random, tell M she has it easy....

Oh yeah, it's a Specialized Hard Rock. All beat up so if it's there when I get home I'll turn it into a playa bike.

Comments

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

hard rocks were pretty good bikes. And better bike grease than engine oil...

[robotglove.livejournal.com]

It's impossible to work on a bike quietly. Tell Mr. T to get a shopping cart or something, put his bike tools and a light on it, and work on the bike in the alley. The Hardrock was a pretty solid bike, and you still see a lot of the older models around for whatever reason. "Playa" means "beach" in spanish.

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

'playa' means 'getting more action than I am' in english

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

You're going too...

[ziptie.livejournal.com]

"Playa" means "I'm going to cover it in fun fur and attach a flame thrower on the rack and a piercing gun on the front and wrap the whole thing in EL wire and take it to Nevada for Labor Day" in this Journal.

[robotglove.livejournal.com]

[manintheboat.livejournal.com]

yes, just like that infact.