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Wednesday, March 5th, 2003 09:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
The eyeball bank called... I hope they'll get back tomarrow.
Now, I really can't wait for
randomdreams to fill this out....
Had sex in three or more positions in one session?
Yes. Missionary, Doggy, with my feet behind my head, that other funny one....
Had sex continuously for 1 hour or more?
Yes. I need lube though.
Devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity?
Many of them.
Been so loud having sex that people complained?
He he. "I've got the air conditioner on and the TV all the way up and I can STILL hear you."
Had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?
Yes. I can't see why though. I don't really think I'm that good. But people always come back for more.
Brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands?
I can't remember....
Had sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt...)?
YES! A few times. All of them in cars actually....
Had sex while both standing up?
Nope.
Performed oral sex on a man (fellatio)?
Yes.
Performed oral sex on a woman (cunnilingus)?
No. No one will let me, or the relationship goes really bad before that can happen.
Received oral sex from a man?
About 2-3 times a day.
Received oral sex from a woman?
Yes. Those press on nails really fuckin hurt.
Used position number 69?
I have but I don't like it. I can't concentrate.
Intentionally swallowed semen (your own counts)?
What else would you do with it? Well there was that snowball guy...
Had heterosexual intercourse using no birth control?
Only for 3 seconds.
Had sex during menstruation?
Yes. It's a lot of fun.
Used whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc... for sexual purposes?
Ice cream.
Used ice for sexual purposes?
Yes. It makes ouch in there.
Completely shaved off your pubic hair?
It is now.
Purchased a sex toy?
A few. Violet Wand (traded for work), Hitachi Magic Wand, silver rocket, whips, floggers, kitten ears....
Inserted your finger into someone's anus, or had this done to you?
Both. Once recieved whilst overlooking Florence.
Licked someone's anus?
Nope. Never wanted to, probably will sometime though.
Performed anal intercourse on someone (on the giving end, toys count)?
Yes.
Received anal intercourse (receiving end, toys count)?
No.
Used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you?
Both.
Been involved in use of a cock-ring? Yes, but I didn't know about it. He was trying to surprize me and I didn't notice. I found it later in my bed and was like, "What the fuck is this..???? Where did it come from?"
Been involved in use of a strap-on?
Yes and no. Okay, yes. Come to think about it.... YES.
Participated in fist-fucking?
Well, ya know... no... almost.
Contracted a venereal disease or STD?
No.
Given a sympathy fuck?
Yes, and it turned out to be AMAZING.
Forced or coerced someone having sex with you?
Coerced, probably.
Had sex with a virgin?
No and wouldn't want to.
Paid for sex with a prostitute?
I wanted to.
Been involved in adultery?
No.
Had sex with someone the same day you met them?
Yes.... only with girls though. Like that matters.
Had sex with someone whose name you did not know?
I didn't know her name at the time.
Been openly homosexual or bisexual?
Still am.
Had more than 10 sex partners?
Ever? Yes.
Been in a threesome?
A couple and I don't like 'em. I'll probably do it again someday though.
Engaged in group sex (more than three people)?
No.
Had sex in a public place?
How public? Burning Mans pretty public....
Had sex in a car (moving or stationary)?
Passenger seat (Not back, passenger) of an old Volkswagon Beetle. And the back of a station wagon, and a school bus....
Become a member of the mile high club?
I'm working on it.
Had sex in the water (hot tub, shower, pool, etc)?
Yes.
Been walked in on while having sex?
"I HAVE to stop watching you 2 have sex, it's turning me on TOO MUCH."
Had sex while you knew someone else was watching?
Yes.
Engaged in bondage?
HA HA HA! yes.
Engaged in "golden showers" (urinating)?
Yes. But I didn't really know what was going on until he fell on the shower floor laughing.
"What's funny?"
"I just peed all over you?"
"Stop that."
He keeps doing it every time we shower, appearently it's really funny....
Have body piercing to enhance sexual pleasure?
No. I don't have any dysmorphic disorders.
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Had sex in three or more positions in one session?
Yes. Missionary, Doggy, with my feet behind my head, that other funny one....
Had sex continuously for 1 hour or more?
Yes. I need lube though.
Devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity?
Many of them.
Been so loud having sex that people complained?
He he. "I've got the air conditioner on and the TV all the way up and I can STILL hear you."
Had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?
Yes. I can't see why though. I don't really think I'm that good. But people always come back for more.
Brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands?
I can't remember....
Had sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt...)?
YES! A few times. All of them in cars actually....
Had sex while both standing up?
Nope.
Performed oral sex on a man (fellatio)?
Yes.
Performed oral sex on a woman (cunnilingus)?
No. No one will let me, or the relationship goes really bad before that can happen.
Received oral sex from a man?
About 2-3 times a day.
Received oral sex from a woman?
Yes. Those press on nails really fuckin hurt.
Used position number 69?
I have but I don't like it. I can't concentrate.
Intentionally swallowed semen (your own counts)?
What else would you do with it? Well there was that snowball guy...
Had heterosexual intercourse using no birth control?
Only for 3 seconds.
Had sex during menstruation?
Yes. It's a lot of fun.
Used whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc... for sexual purposes?
Ice cream.
Used ice for sexual purposes?
Yes. It makes ouch in there.
Completely shaved off your pubic hair?
It is now.
Purchased a sex toy?
A few. Violet Wand (traded for work), Hitachi Magic Wand, silver rocket, whips, floggers, kitten ears....
Inserted your finger into someone's anus, or had this done to you?
Both. Once recieved whilst overlooking Florence.
Licked someone's anus?
Nope. Never wanted to, probably will sometime though.
Performed anal intercourse on someone (on the giving end, toys count)?
Yes.
Received anal intercourse (receiving end, toys count)?
No.
Used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you?
Both.
Been involved in use of a cock-ring? Yes, but I didn't know about it. He was trying to surprize me and I didn't notice. I found it later in my bed and was like, "What the fuck is this..???? Where did it come from?"
Been involved in use of a strap-on?
Yes and no. Okay, yes. Come to think about it.... YES.
Participated in fist-fucking?
Well, ya know... no... almost.
Contracted a venereal disease or STD?
No.
Given a sympathy fuck?
Yes, and it turned out to be AMAZING.
Forced or coerced someone having sex with you?
Coerced, probably.
Had sex with a virgin?
No and wouldn't want to.
Paid for sex with a prostitute?
I wanted to.
Been involved in adultery?
No.
Had sex with someone the same day you met them?
Yes.... only with girls though. Like that matters.
Had sex with someone whose name you did not know?
I didn't know her name at the time.
Been openly homosexual or bisexual?
Still am.
Had more than 10 sex partners?
Ever? Yes.
Been in a threesome?
A couple and I don't like 'em. I'll probably do it again someday though.
Engaged in group sex (more than three people)?
No.
Had sex in a public place?
How public? Burning Mans pretty public....
Had sex in a car (moving or stationary)?
Passenger seat (Not back, passenger) of an old Volkswagon Beetle. And the back of a station wagon, and a school bus....
Become a member of the mile high club?
I'm working on it.
Had sex in the water (hot tub, shower, pool, etc)?
Yes.
Been walked in on while having sex?
"I HAVE to stop watching you 2 have sex, it's turning me on TOO MUCH."
Had sex while you knew someone else was watching?
Yes.
Engaged in bondage?
HA HA HA! yes.
Engaged in "golden showers" (urinating)?
Yes. But I didn't really know what was going on until he fell on the shower floor laughing.
"What's funny?"
"I just peed all over you?"
"Stop that."
He keeps doing it every time we shower, appearently it's really funny....
Have body piercing to enhance sexual pleasure?
No. I don't have any dysmorphic disorders.
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