Mittens

[threemeninaboat]

Guys, did you see that Mitt Romney's nickname is Mittens?
I know I've read it before, but just now it was the funniest thing I've read all week.
I bent my glasses falling off the couch laughing.

Comments

[ghost-light.livejournal.com]

Words we will never hear:

The President of the United States of America - MITTENS!

[elusis.livejournal.com]

I have taken to annoying Zorya by calling her "Mittens," as she is a tuxedo cat with four white feet. At least I pretend it annoys her - I ask her "What's the matter, Mittens? Is there a problem, Mittens?" in a cloying voice when she yowls at the door, and I like to think that it pisses her off.

So now I enjoy the thought of saying to Romney "What's the matter, Mittens? Is there a problem, Mittens?" whenever he has a debate.

[mountain-hiker.livejournal.com]

I don't know why he just doesn't go by Willard. ;)

[mountain-hiker.livejournal.com]

Though President Newt and President Huckabee sound equally as atrocious. :O

[shellynoir.livejournal.com]

Kitten Mittens!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY-qxa4rMGc

This nonsequitur comment brought to you today by the letter W and the number 6

[crossfire.livejournal.com]

We call Santorum "Frothy."

[ironkit.livejournal.com]

So, there's a sheep that's Romney. One of my friends desperately wants to make fingerless mitts out of some Romney. MAYBE THEY'LL HAVE TO BE REGULAR MITTENS INSTEAD.