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[threemeninaboat]

I forgot my brother's best line of the day, "So you've got disco balls and projectors and lights... Where's the smoke machine? I can hook you up with Metallica's smoke machine, it's the size of a semi truck."
"I don't think we need a smoke machine."
"Are you over budget?"
"No."
"Then you need a smoke machine."

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She only ever asks for socks.